Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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