Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
