I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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