i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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