Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
