I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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