my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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