I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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