babies were throwing up all over the place
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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