woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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