I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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