If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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