CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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