Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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