another moral hangover. fuck.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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