It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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