I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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