i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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