I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
