Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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