i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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