No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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