I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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