super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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