You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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