ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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