i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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