he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
True college students do jello shots in the library
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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