i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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