Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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