Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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