Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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