So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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