I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
