I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
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