Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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