have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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