so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
im holly from the hills drunk
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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