We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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