dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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