My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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