If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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