She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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