all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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