What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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