Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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