Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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