Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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