We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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