let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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